Wednesday, November 18, 2009

A bowl full of chile

ahhhhhhhh so much time has passed again where to start? Firstly with an apology to my family.. I hear theres been complaints as to where the weekly travel literature is.. well here you go...

The past month has brought the arrival of the infamous Andrea Bowie.. our predecessor. She returned one friday in the dead of night.. disturbed from my slumber by the flashing lights outside I ran around the house looking for Ella in excitement/worry as to why the carabineros were on our doorstep... followed by the excited screams from Maria.. "ANDREA BOWIE" well that's an entrance. Turns out she was looking a little lost in Calera and a crazy lady insisted the police drive her to the house, so one confused looking Andrea later we settle in for the night with pan and cafe and stories of the rest of South America.

The next morning we head over to vina with our new playmate to lay in the sunshine for a few hours on the beach, followed by fajitas and exiting smoothies and very rushed bus trip back to Calera to get to Sole´s wedding in time. Ahh 5 minutes to get changed a lot frantic running around the house to get ready 3 girls appear in dresses at the bottom of the stairs, to then be informed we´re not actually leaving for another half an hour. Well in that case, lets start swapping dresses and actually do our make up properly.

Wedding time. ooooh yeah. upon arrival we´re informed we will be singing a duet during the ceremony.. ok.. hold on a second during the actual ceremony?.. not later on when everyones had a few glasses of champagne and wont be listening intently. no no you´ll be singing as a close to the ceremony. Oh brilliant. Im glad im a really good singer and that we took the time to learn these words on the bus back. oh dear. "and now Kerry and Ella will be singing"... shit. so up we go. sing our hearts out and smash another fear off the list. singing in public. done. now wheres that champagne. The wedding continued with lots of dancing, more singing, a slideshow a bouquet throw at 3 in the morning.. wow these chileans know how to party.. cake cutting at 4 in the morning!! Both Andrea and Ella got to dance with the hottie at the party.. an old man with one tooth who initally thought andrea was Ella's mum. I escaped with a trip to the toilet timed perfectly with the end of a song so he couldn't run over and whisk me off my feet. We rock back up to the big Chile house at 5.00 for early morning sandwich making and then to sleeeep to dream of one toothed men.


In an even shorter summary, we've hit the beach a lot been working on our tans most weekends ella's bikini bottoms are creeping higher and higher in an attempt to rid all white tan lines, we may have an indecent exposure claim on our hands soon. Beach time was interrupted for a necessary trip out of our beloved chile to see some more of South america. So we chose mendoza after dreams of peru became unrealistic.



Mendoza


Off we hop on the bus all excited about a trip to the big city, 6 hours you say, easy time for a film and nap brilliant. and what a delightful sandwich you have provided us with. (this is not sarcasm it really was a delightful sandwich.) So we leave Calera behind and set off into the heat of the day up to the mountains, where we encounter the first problem, an oil carrying lorry has over turned and lost its tank of oil down the side of the big hill, traffic slows as it creeps past to get a good look of the crane pulling up the tank.. and off we go again, up through the mountains, past portillo and the scary feeling in my stomach feeling like i was about to try and get off the ski lift again and ceremoniously hit the floor. but no on we go up to the border. wahoo 4 hours down at the border, piece of cake...... 3 hours later we're still at the border. 3 whole hours!!!! and still not through. Let me take you through the process, you need at exit stamp from chile then an entrance stamp from argentina in a different queue, then back on the bus to collect bags and have them scanned, and your done and on your merry way. but no apparantly this takes hours. after this we're back on the road into argentina and arrive in mendoza bus station about 10.5 hours after we left. brilliant. we wave andrea off on her way to find her next bus onto Buenos Aires, then went from hostel to hostel looking for somewhere to stay. no beds. even better. Finally we stumble upon another hostel with a whole room free, six beds to ourselves. brillo. We change then head out to see what mendoza has to offer after walking around town taking it in turns to decide whether to go left or right at roads with no real plan of where we're heading I spot an andrea shaped figure up in the distance... could this be? yes in fact it was, and really what are the chances of bumping into her in this huge city. Turns out she missed the bus and was staying in the first hostel we tried. So off we all trot onto a bbq at a hostel. We danced and met lots of other tourists, but where are the locals? We somehow make it back to our hostel, me having completely forgotten the name of it. Next day we spend napping in the park under a tree, really taking in the sights. And I should really add that mendoza is possibly the smelliest city ive been too. it smells of sewage everywhere. andrea then suggests we go to the indoor market, ...ah lovely hanging animal corpses everywhere. Ella desperately wants lasagne so we stop in the first place we see with lasagne on the menu. we probably should have thought more about this. picture the scene, Mendoza's sewagey streets, a cafe with hideous food pictures on its sign. The food appears... mmm your lasagne has a delightful after taste...of well feet. Our next day was slightly more successful we hit the aquapark where we get a chance to do our favourite activity, tan and we can swim here too! brilliant, although the pools are quite shallow and i manage to scrap my hands along the bottom of the pool causing injuries that make me look like ive been in a fight. Monday morning we get moving to the bus station. Please take us back to chile we miss it too much. We hop on a bus to santiago, another ten hours down with some questioning at the border as to why we want another 3 month holiday in chile. Because we friggin love chile ok. why wouldnt we want to go back. I miss Calera, and more importantly Maria.

We return from Mendoza to find the house is getting ready for christmas, up goes the tree and various other christmas related items. I lovingly make advent calendars for the classrooms and kitchen with chocolates in for everyone.. im still not sure everyone entirely understands what these are though.



And then it was abuelitas birthday.. which we took charge off. We want everyone here, no excuses. and my my was everyone there, that'll be fourty chicken legs, a million potatoes and lot of salad. and possibly a harry potteresque table that we can get everyone sat at. Dinner went down a treat, follwed by a talent show!!! oh yes! now this is a family who knows how to entertain. We had Fernando and his magic tricks, Cyntia, maria pas and chinga dancing, camila singing with Fresia rolling around on a chair much to everyones amusement. Some more singing, followed by jaimes lot singing and playing guitar. and then it was our turn.. erm ok.. well we have actually made up a routine.. ha. (id like to point out that we have a dance routine on account of having to start camilas party when her friends were too cool to dance. in this time filling stage we made up a 30 second piece that got the crowd moving.) We performed our dance routine much to the delight of the family, followed by a short burst of happy birthday on the ocarinas.




This was followed by a much postponed trip up North to Andres' house by the "world class waves" So midnight arrives on grandma's birthday, but the party doesn't stop so we slip out to catch the bus up to Coquimbo and later hear the party didn't come to a finish until 2.30am what a party animal abuelita turns out to be! Five hours later we arrive in Coquimbo and take a trip to the beach.... world class waves you say.. well that was a lie. But yes it is a nice beach. I take up my position on a rock for the next 3 days camera in hand ready to take some world class photos of the guys and ella in the water. We have a funfilled few days, broken up with a car break down where we pass the time doing pilates in the middle of a dirt track. but all in all a very chilled and beneficial surf training weekend. Good work team, lets go again soon.



On our return to the casa grande the container arrived!! this was a very fun day with lots and lots of boxes filled with everyones generous donations. Obviously we claimed all the good stuff first! ha jokes. The house has been kitted out and there are still many boxes to be unpacked. Kids we're all delighted with all the new toys they can now play with. And then the durans arrived, with much talk around school with many a kid muttering to themselves about mr duran arriving, local celebs or what! So schools finished the big pool is up in the garden with a slide going in to it, we spent yesterday on the teacher/family trip, (minus the teachers, as they're too sad) and had a lot of fun in the swimming pools all day. Today is the orphanage christmas party and everyone is busy planning games to play, myself and ella have a fairground type coconut stall to construct and its christmas on thursday!! So all in all a busy week ahead but lots of fun to be had.




Feliz Navidad!! (Happy christmas!!)


Christmas love to everyone


x x x x

Sunday, November 1, 2009

if I could ride my bicycle all day everyday i'd be very happy

Firstly. Id like to apologise to my fans for my lack of blog updates So in summary I shall attempt to remember the events of the past two weeks..

We shall begin with ella's birthday, Friday 16th October. We spent a busy day planning nursery school changes followed by a trip to the beach for an hour or so to lay in the sun with an ice cream. Lovvvvvvely.

Back on the bus to get back to create fireworks in the kitchen. We were attempting to cook up a storm for the hoards of Durans. We made fajitas, various salsas and three delightful puddings of; banoffie pie, apple crumble and eton mess for 18 people. Challenge accepted. And we can safely say noone was ill after and there was barely anything left (much to my dissapointment on the apple crumble front.
Ah then the birthday cake appears. Ella blows out her candles followed by a lot of nudging, winking and giggling around the table and various people strategically placing themselves around ella and her cake as maria informs ella its customary to take a bite out of your cake in Chile. Maria proceeds to take the candles out of the cake, with my realisation that this cake is probably going to end up on her face soon. Ella has no realisation and is happy to follow "traditions." Take a bite then... SMASH maria pushes the cake up, Chinga pushes her head forward and manuel was ready and waiting with the camera.. Brilliant.. one cakedy facedy. This then starts a bit of a food..face war whereby Ella thinks its accpetable to attack people with cream who had little involvement in her cake attack, Manuel takes a plate of eton mess to the face who then throws it back at Ella and then for no reason whatsoever Im attacked with cream. All the while the true culprits Maria and Chinga get away with clean faces. Ruddy brilliant. Abolita looks on the scene in confusion, why waste good pudding? A short shower later and the cream beginning to smell faintly like sick in our hair and faces we settle down to watch a film on the big screen and promises of Fantasialandia in the morning. The next morning we slowly rise to the bombsite downstairs... cream up the walls, salsa on the ceiling..(only joking) but it is cleanup time, conveniantly Ella stays in bed until its done and Manuel distracts himself by cleaning his car.


The creepy man described below

Naya and Sole arrive so we jump on a bus with Manual and male and all hit up Santiago. Here we learnt how to use the slightly overcrowded metro, Well incredibly overcrowded in fact but for the small price of 40p no matter where you want to go why wouldnt it be? Not sure how we got on or off for that matter. Think London, rush hour, and times it by 10. So we arrive at our destination and Manuel is pretty excited to take the snazzy bus. £7 entry to the theme park, what a bargain, we can come here more often. So we spent the the day checking out the crazy rides. Us definately being more dare-devil. Until we went to leave, where we were attack by halloween people, which I have no shame in saying was terrified of one guy. He followed me around for ages getting really close to my face.. I didnt like it. Painfully Manuel made us stay in the presence of these horrible people for ages. We then took a trip back on the metro which if possible was even more busier. We were entertained by a girl attempting to get on the metro with a big balloon ball. This was incredibly funny for us but I fear this may be something you just had to see. She attempted several times to get on the metro with her ball in front of her, repeatedly looking confused as to why only the ball fit and not her, but she persisted in trying over and over until she finally realised as the doors were closing on her that if she lifted the ball above her head that she could infact get on the metro with her stupid balloon.


The next week is a bit of a haze, I seem to recall a surf trip but not very good conditions where we gave it a go anyway.. me not for so long and Ella perfecting her duck dive and Andres just dissapearing out into the ocean. And probably various trips to the ice cream shop.


Our following weekend was taken over by rearranging the nursery and bringing in a new system. This was actually quite satisfying to create a huge mess, which is what we do best then attempt to fix it by Monday morning.


Before


During


After

We also took a midweek trip on the bus to Quillota at somepoint. In search of the cinema.Pretty interesting trip.. Ines how do we get to the cinema.. "spanish spanish spanish number 7 bus.. spanish spanish near the plaza..spanish spanish number 3 or 4 back spanish spanish." ok then number 7 number 3 or 4 and somewhere near the plaza. on the bus we go.. Ella cleverly asks the bus driver man to holla we were near the plaza. Done. in quillota brillo ah yes and theres the cinema. I leave a paper trail for our way back. Right whats on.. ah good nothing. Lets watch this one. Ah yep sitting comfy. Bugger. Ive definately seen this terrible movie before. Drag me to hell; terrible terrible movie. Ive definately learnt my lesson on the spanish name disguises for films now. and once again for anyone that has seen the movie fear old women again. Now to get home.. yep theres no buses here... erm.. so we call manuel who finds it hilarious and attempts to describe where we need to be. And in the end a nice man directs us to the supermarket which is apparently where the buses reside.. true dat.. ah yes the number 3. home we go. Another town conquered. Well maybe that one conquered us, but still now we know for next time.

And our most recent adventure was to Valparaiso on Friday. Which is my new favourite place. Unfortunately forgot the memory card to my camera so we'll have to go again. yes. Here we met up with Andres who introduced us to his lovely girlfriend and showed us the sights of valpo. A place with real cafes. and very arty, me likey. We went out in the eve to some bars caught about 6 words from the convosations but enjoyed every minute none-the-less. and in true british style bought a lot of chips on the way home. Mainly over a small confusion as to whether they'd been ordered yet so ordered more. whoops. Ill take photos next time..not of the chips.

To anyone thats made it to the bottom of this, congratulations this was long ting. Ive learnt my lesson, Ill try not to leave it as long next time.

over and out x x x x